JOe's definitions

monkey bath

a bath which is a bit too hot

getting into the bath one day i found it a bit too hot and screamed "ooh ohh ahh ahh" like a monkey

by joe September 14, 2003

antiwar protestor

People that have reason to not agree with a war that is taking place. These brave souls have always had to deal with people like the ones that have typed on this word but still battle on for there own beliefs.

I don't want this war as I don't think that it is right. I think I will get off my ass and tell the world what I know.

by Joe September 14, 2003

war

Something that results in human death and solves problems.

A great pas time for governments to play and in places like the US for redneck hillbillys and jack asses that have no clue about to cheer on like a football game.

Look Joe were bombing people. What for Dan ?
Well who cares like we are both so stupid anyways thats why they call us American idiots.

by Joe September 14, 2003

spaztack

someone or something that has regular spouts or retardness

MY computer is such a spaztack that we named it Downie

by Joe September 15, 2003

scunner

twat

what a scunner

by Joe September 15, 2003

arse fetta

the clammy, milky substance, cheesy found around the male arse, typically after having not washed for several days.

after camping for several days, Dave could feel his "arse fetta" squelch as he walked.

by Joe September 21, 2003

Cock Fetta

The milky substance around the "Bell End" after having not washed for several days. (also see "Smeg" and "Nob Cheese"

Dave girl was going down when she remarked "Fuck that! go wash that Cock Fetta off!"

by Joe September 21, 2003