Gimi

(Pronounced Jimmy)
Noun for a person or machine.

Gimi you piece of shit, work!

Hey Gimi, Get off my girl!

by Joe June 26, 2006

misunderestimated

1. Doofimizm used only by fully edgymicated presidents when their teleprompters are busted or they are feeling kinda smart or when they wants to show all them handlers at the white house just who's really in charge around here.

I must have misunderestimated all them nuculer bombs and them weapons of mass disappearance in that there eye rack.

by JOE August 26, 2003

nose tampon

Rolling up toilet paper or tissue paper and sticking into one's nose.

My nose wouldn't stop bleeding so I made a nose tampon and shoved it up there.

by Joe April 02, 2005

Aiken-itious

People who have an unhealthy obsession with A-N-Y-O-N-E that was made famous with the help of the T.V show American or Canadian Idol.

"Wow! Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, and Ruban Sandwich sure worked hard to get to where they are today...and they are SO musically talented!" Said the misinformed mainstream drag queen.

"I believe you have a serious case of Aiken-itious..." said the totally old school punk rocker.

by Joe December 26, 2005

knucklebutt

A girl who is so skinny, most likely from anorexia, that when she wears a bikini you can see the bones of her pelvis move around in her ass when she walks because she has almost no butt cheeks.

"Danm! Someone tell that knucklebutt bitch to get some meat on her!"

by Joe July 27, 2003

Kirsty Crawford

The best singer eveerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr in the wooorrlld!!!!!!!


A word used for gr8ness...

Whao....How Kirsty Crawford is that?

by Joe August 05, 2004

Derk

A freakshow idiot who is a huge Nerd who sits on the computer all day

"Derk, you are such a nerd!"
"Get a life, Derk"

by Joe April 07, 2004