JOe's definitions

goomba

a derogatory term for an worditalian/word

can also be spelled goombah

I am a goomba

by Joe February 11, 2003

fifen

to vote 5 on a totally awesome flash movie at newgrounds.

vote fifen!!

by Joe February 11, 2003

schmeckle

not 100% sure of spelling

hebrew/yiddish slang for a small penis

put your schleckle back in your pants, you putz!

by Joe February 11, 2003

prison bitch

when guys in jail don't see any girls in years, they get desparate. They fight with their cellmates, and the winner gets to fuck the other in the ass. Often the bitch has to dress and act like a girl.

Big Bubba made his cellmate his bitch.

by Joe February 11, 2003

knee slapper

Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.

Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper

by Joe February 11, 2003

cream of wheat

best boxed food product of all time. The box also sports the image of a sexy chef dude, who is believed to be the husband of Aunt Jamima

I'm gonna go eat some cream of wheet

by Joe February 12, 2003

dudeguy

This is the kid who always looks like hes going to the beach. Sandles, sunglasses, sunvisor, shorts, t shirt or open button down. Wears only abercrombie, armani, structure, american eagle, old navy, etc. spikes his hair and dyes the tips of the spikes blond, wears jewelry, typically in a fraternity, has a cell phone and a tribal tattoo around his arm. This guy is the epitome of MTVs spring break. usually an asshole to girls, but gets a lot of the dumb hot ones. rich. listens to rap, and bands like creed or any of those generic rock bands.

Shoot dudeguys in the face

by joe February 15, 2003