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jizzle

a Joint, or Blunt, rolled to perfection
Let's smoke this jizzle!
by Josh November 19, 2003
mugGet the jizzlemug.

chode

when you can touch all sides of a tuna can except the bottom....it is also a short fat penis,or a penis that is wider than it is long
my friend mike has chode lmao
by Josh January 9, 2004
mugGet the chodemug.

hoonie

A woman has a hoonie.
by Josh February 14, 2005
mugGet the hooniemug.

samo

a monstrous japanese creature who is a pussy.
by josh September 29, 2003
mugGet the samomug.

snogfest

when a group of females and males interact barbaric group sex
hey daniel go get some people so we can have a snogfest
by josh November 18, 2003
mugGet the snogfestmug.

Scrump

v. Another word for humping. Usually used by men in long-term relationships where the initial novelty of sex has worn off. Used as a softer term for sex insted of other more vulgar words.
Jakie, my wife of 10 years, and I passed casual glances at each other and then began to scrump.
by Josh July 16, 2003
mugGet the Scrumpmug.

nippleoma

Is a strange disease that turns white chicks nipples black, similar to melonoma where your skin turns black.
Matt saw brianna's nippleoma, it was weird.
by josh March 6, 2005
mugGet the nippleomamug.

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