JOSH's definitions

jizzle

a Joint, or Blunt, rolled to perfection

Let's smoke this jizzle!

by Josh November 19, 2003

chode

when you can touch all sides of a tuna can except the bottom....it is also a short fat penis,or a penis that is wider than it is long

my friend mike has chode lmao

by Josh January 9, 2004

hoonie

Another word for vagina.

A woman has a hoonie.

by Josh February 14, 2005

samo

a monstrous japanese creature who is a pussy.

"oww my knee hurts"

by josh September 29, 2003

snogfest

when a group of females and males interact barbaric group sex

hey daniel go get some people so we can have a snogfest

by josh November 18, 2003

Scrump

v. Another word for humping. Usually used by men in long-term relationships where the initial novelty of sex has worn off. Used as a softer term for sex insted of other more vulgar words.

Jakie, my wife of 10 years, and I passed casual glances at each other and then began to scrump.

by Josh July 16, 2003

nippleoma

Is a strange disease that turns white chicks nipples black, similar to melonoma where your skin turns black.

Matt saw brianna's nippleoma, it was weird.

by josh March 6, 2005