JOSH's definitions

Olsen

Originally meaning one of the Olsen Twins, this has come to be descriptive of any jailbait. Someone under the age of consent who you would love to bone silly.

Your little sister is hella olsen.

by josh February 19, 2003

tired

What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."

by Josh March 26, 2004

Tucker Max

Tucker Max can think whatever he wants, and do whatever he wants, because he is indeed Jesus. Bow to Tucker and spread his word.

Tucker 3:16 - Thou Shalt Blow me, and pass thine liquor ye old whore!

by Josh November 10, 2003

mob

to walk somewhere

We had to mob all the way to school

by Josh October 22, 2003