JOSH's definitions

rift

To steal. Commonly used in the coal regions of eastern Pennsylvania.

I'm gonna rift some cigarettes from the corner store.

by josh September 2, 2008

zoom zoom

The latest attempt by car manufacturer Mazda to capture the dollars of its target demographic (ie an advertising slogan). Facilitated on the tv ad by a catchy tune which repeats said words, and a little kid who does the same.

I'd rather drive a beemer.

by Josh March 12, 2004

ailf

ass id like to fuck comes from the word milf

wow shes got a "AILF"

by Josh February 11, 2005

Ski-doo Jockey

An individual who is constantly discussing snowmobiles and snowmobile accesories.

That damn ski-doo jockey doesn't shut his mouth.

by Josh April 5, 2004

dip stick

one who's brain compacity is less than a long thin piece of metal used to check oil levels.

your such a dip stick

by josh April 29, 2003

1e

a device used most commonly by white americans in place of taking the time to roll a joint.

a metal paraphernalia which is able to house a "green like" substance for the purpose of smoking; with the end result of getting high.

It is just like when you are at a shopping center and you are with your Mom, and she asks you to recall someones name, and you can't. You instantly tell her it starts with a letter. Your Mom says as opposed to a number, everything starts with a letter. NOT TRUE! 1e starts with a number!!!

by Josh November 11, 2004

chastizing

A person who anoise the fuck out of you.

Damn my girlfriend is a chastizing bitch.

by josh March 14, 2005