JOSH's definitions

poil

cancer treating pill usually snorted thru a momo tube by a black/minority with a mitsubishi and html skillz, most poil users have mystery dads.

let's go bust a poil, money.

by josh August 10, 2003

redneck

The true people of the world today. We dont give a hoot how yall feel.

Josh is a redneck

by josh October 17, 2003

the shlits

a form of diarrea, commonly caused from either eating the worng food or by eating/drinking a laxative.

on thursday luke owen had the shlits!

by josh May 7, 2005

Spiking

When two guys are in a 69 position with each other.

Chris asked Mark to come over but Mark said he didn't feel like spiking tonight.

by Josh July 29, 2004

fob girl

The meaning of which fatshua fancies his existence.

That fatshua guy is in love with the fob girl.

by Josh December 7, 2003

punk-deere

Demographic description of all those punk/hipsters who wear either John Deere or Von Deutch mesh caps

Ashton Kutcher's of the world

by Josh April 2, 2004

optimus prime

How I refer to my male reproductive organ.

"I went to my friends house where he sucked the red paint off of my optimus prime"

I was about to murder an african-american with my weapon of choice, a chainsaw, when he kicked my optimus prime and ran away with my tv.

by josh March 9, 2004