JOSH's definitions

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The latest attempt by car manufacturer Mazda to capture the dollars of its target demographic (ie an advertising slogan). Facilitated on the tv ad by a catchy tune which repeats said words, and a little kid who does the same.

I'd rather drive a beemer.

by Josh March 12, 2004

rift

To steal. Commonly used in the coal regions of eastern Pennsylvania.

I'm gonna rift some cigarettes from the corner store.

by josh September 2, 2008

butthole surfer

A surfer who always crashes in on another persons wave. (Especially in Cruz!)

"I waited an hour for that wave but that butthole surfer crashed in on whats mine"

by Josh January 18, 2005

cyncyrie

A homosexual female; lesbian

Dude, I cant get with her, shes cyncyrie

by Josh March 31, 2004

Meerinte

say meerinte instead of allright

Willie: Let's go!
Ted: Meerinte.

by Josh February 12, 2004

bidnite

a trick slut whore who is always fucking round. Or when a girl is being really dumb.

Man that girl flirts around with everybody what a fucking bidnite

by Josh March 26, 2003

fatty app

A software package that is resource-intensive, requiring large amounts of disk space and/or memory.

My computer was running quite well, until I installed that fatty app.

by Josh October 3, 2003