Definitions by JOSH

dead 

when something is no longer living because it was shot with a seeking missile

Dave Perhac is dead because his really cool friend Josh shot him with a seeking missile

dead by Josh April 4, 2004

punk-deere 

Demographic description of all those punk/hipsters who wear either John Deere or Von Deutch mesh caps

Ashton Kutcher's of the world

punk-deere by Josh April 2, 2004

cyncyrie 

A homosexual female; lesbian

Dude, I cant get with her, shes cyncyrie

cyncyrie by Josh March 31, 2004

tired

What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."

tired by Josh March 26, 2004

bridgeto 

a creepy alternate personality of bridget. bridgeto is a spanish gay man who enjoys many things

bridgeto why dont you just go sit in the corner...

bridgeto by josh March 26, 2004

sprinkles on cupcake 

a nasty site able to burn the eyes of anyone who sees it

i dont even want to start

sprinkles on cupcake by josh March 26, 2004

turnip king 

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

turnip king by josh March 26, 2004