JOSH's definitions

knobjockey

someone who is a complete and utter arse clart

James hooker {he lives in hawkhurst}

by josh September 1, 2003

U8

verb form: to burn out

"Yah, i used to be popular before i pulled a u8."

by josh January 6, 2005

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

by Josh January 22, 2005

definistration

A>to remove windows and replace with linux
B> to masturbate

"i just definistrated on my computer"

by Josh April 26, 2004

Gished

To receive a blow to the chode.

That girl went pyscho and freakin gished me last night

by josh May 19, 2003

BBQ

A BBQ (barbeque) is a party which is attended mostly/completely by males, where no chicks turn up. And the chicks that DO turn up aren't single.

Also known as: Sausage Fest, Sushi Shop (hold the sushi).

Paul: Hey, are you going to Stuart's tonight?
Peter: Fuck that, I heard it was gonna be a BBQ!
Paul: Damn, we'll just go clubbin' then.

by Josh January 19, 2004

poon

Anything you want it to be.

Elliot, i was pooning around the poon last night and i came across this one poon that was so poonin' poontastic, you wouldn't believe. ohhh man you shoulda pooned that poon!

by Josh January 12, 2004