JOSH's definitions

decemed

v. an intense slap across the face, usually by ten different cocks at the same time

After getting the answer wrong, the boy was tredecemed by his teacher

by Josh March 3, 2005

poon

Anything you want it to be.

Elliot, i was pooning around the poon last night and i came across this one poon that was so poonin' poontastic, you wouldn't believe. ohhh man you shoulda pooned that poon!

by Josh January 12, 2004

yazmine

No girl can ever be as beautiful and smart as she is.

She is the most beautiful girl I will ever know.

by josh October 12, 2004

squeak

a midgete

go get the ball squeak

by josh March 24, 2003

noah's mom

That sexy piece of flesh that everyone screws all night.

I got all in noah's mom last night. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!

by Josh February 3, 2004

bridgeto

a creepy alternate personality of bridget. bridgeto is a spanish gay man who enjoys many things

bridgeto why dont you just go sit in the corner...

by josh March 26, 2004

knobjockey

someone who is a complete and utter arse clart

James hooker {he lives in hawkhurst}

by josh September 1, 2003