JOSH's definitions

optimus prime

How I refer to my male reproductive organ.

"I went to my friends house where he sucked the red paint off of my optimus prime"

I was about to murder an african-american with my weapon of choice, a chainsaw, when he kicked my optimus prime and ran away with my tv.

by josh March 9, 2004

forehead

This girl at eppes middle school in greenville nc named racheal lowery
with a huge forehead and is balding

Guy1: yo us got a chrome dome
Racheal: leave me alone

by Josh August 10, 2004

mow

short for more, if you havent noticed gangsters, black peolpe, any one with a dark skin tone dosent use "R" in a sentence unless its at the begining of the sentence

yo pass me some mow of that fowdy, a.k.a. fordy "colt 45"

by josh January 23, 2005

dump truck

To pull out before ejaculation during heterosexual intercourse and dump your load on her rather than in her in an attempt to avert pregnancy.

Boy was she pissed when I pulled the old dump truck on her cause she wants my baby.

by Josh August 28, 2006

bane

A crucial hardcore band. Their ablums include: Holding This Moment, It All Come Down To This, and Give Blood. A new album will probably hit the music world in 2005.

"Dude, did you go to posi-fest?"
"Nah bro, was it sweet?"
"Fuck yeah man, Comeback Kid, Bane and Champion were there!"

by Josh December 11, 2004

deezy

absolutely the gayest possible person in the history of the human race

that richard simmons is such a deezy!

by josh February 9, 2004

fob girl

The meaning of which fatshua fancies his existence.

That fatshua guy is in love with the fob girl.

by Josh December 7, 2003