infected wart piss

Don't you use my bathroom, you got infected wart piss.
by Josh January 22, 2004
mugGet the infected wart pissmug.

diced

A word that means 'disconnected', coming from the abbreviation 'd/ced' by turning the / to an i.
<someguy>wb dude
<otherguy>thx man, i got diced
by Josh November 24, 2003
mugGet the dicedmug.

warez

(n) Derived from either one of two sources:

software as in computer software

or

wares - An immaterial asset or benefit, such as a service or personal accomplishment, regarded as an article of commerce. ( typically a generic term for any number of items in a store's available merchandise )

The generic term warez (pronounced as "wares" with a z instead of s) denotes any of a number of illegal material that is distributed without the owner's consent (note; the owner of software is always the company, not the user) including but not limited to: software, games, music, eBooks, movies, emulator ROM files, etc.

note: category subdivided into such things as Gamez, Appz, Mp3z, etc
-How did you get that expensive software?
-It's warez.

I was downloading some warez the other day and I found this virus in one.. ;)
by Josh October 04, 2003
mugGet the warezmug.

carrot weiner

When a weiner on animal becomes erect and comes out of it's hibernating position, it is usually sticky looking.
Mom look! Spot has a carrot weiner!
by Josh June 06, 2005
mugGet the carrot weinermug.

turkey gobbler

when a woman's clitoris hangs down and looks like the gizzard of a turkey's neck.
Lauren was wearing a bikini and her turkey gobbler was hanging out the bottom
by JOSH April 05, 2005
mugGet the turkey gobblermug.

Bearded Clam Chowder

The thick creamy substance produced by a woman's bearded clam aka vagina
I had the bitch goin, she was servin up the bearded clam chowder
by Josh May 06, 2004
mugGet the Bearded Clam Chowdermug.