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Definitions by JONNY

the sunrise pet 

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.
the sunrise pet by jonny September 15, 2003
one who takes part in the process of fucking ones own siter
behenchod by jonny September 14, 2003

bowling for soup 

A super super cool band, all there albums are exellent and people who dont like em should be .... *thinks*....shouted at alot, lol
Bowling for soup are the greatest band ever!
bowling for soup by Jonny September 4, 2003

SlapStick 

When you lick your hand and slap someone on the forehead with it
Lets give that guy a slapstick
SlapStick by Jonny August 11, 2003
A hot and incredibly cool chick.
nargis by Jonny July 30, 2003
Oh Schiza! I broke my hip!
Schiza by Jonny April 25, 2003

booblechem 

u use it to catch some1s attention
hey come over here!BOOBLECHEM!
oh yo wats up...nmu?
booblechem by jonny April 5, 2003