JONNY's definitions

manc

An inhabitant of Manchester, a city with a particularly high crime rate due to scousers having stolen everything in their own shithole, (see Liverpool).

Not to be confused with followers of Manchester city, who are known as "bitters", (see Stockport).

Scouser: You're crime rat'es higher than ours you Manc twat
Manc: That's because you go elsewhere on the rob you granny-stabbing doleite

by Jonny December 23, 2003

Hornbies

Post 1989 supporters of Arsenal football club. Derived from the novelist 'Nick Hornby', author of Fever Pitch. A book about how he was such a huge Arsenal fan, he couldn't be arsed to travel 200 miles to watch them win their first title for 18 years.

The Hornbies have developed a case of Wengervision again.

by Jonny December 23, 2003

stockport

A place inhabited by supporters of Manchester City.

Stockport - give us a song

by Jonny December 23, 2003

Loveparade

She's a very funky girl,
The kind you don't take home to mamma.
Because it's more than likely that she will call your mother "ooooooolllllddd"
and continue to say the word "ooooooolllllllllddddddddd" like 5 of 6 times.

Hey yo, hip cat.. I'm lau the love parade.... and i've never seen so many wrinkles!! man you're OOOLLLDDDDD.. you're OOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD... YOU'RE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD... OLD OLD OOOLLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!!

by Jonny January 26, 2004

buy the farm

Buy the farm was originated with pilots. Mostly military.
If something from the government crashes on to a farm - like a military plane, the government 'buy the farm'. as in the land that it destroyed. The pilot is dead because of the impact...

Bob : You know Dave? He bought the farm whilst on a training excerise last week

by Jonny February 7, 2004

yayness

(interj.) said when expressing happiness!

i got a 100 on my test. YAYNESS!

by jonny December 3, 2002

weatherical

relating to the weather

The test had weatherical questions on it.

by jonny December 3, 2002