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bevwad

a term used to describe a particular amount of bev, bev being a small, crappy little poser dick. the "wad" refers to the precise quantity of bevs needed to maintain this bevness.
"hey man, get a load of that chunky assed bevwad"
"jeeeesus, that is one serious wad there man."
by jonny March 11, 2005
mugGet the bevwadmug.

Potatoe Spray

- a spray of snow on a late season northwest cascade powder day, carve it frontside, carve it back side and the spray looks like diareah off the bottom of your board, thick, mooshy snow, soupy snow, wet and soppy but fun as hell.

- the spray that come's out at the end of your "potatoe gun" when you ignite it to lounch a potatoe 100 yards
: - We went up to stevens pass WA last saturday in late march, 15 inches of wet soppy snow fell the day before and all day long we were getting "Potatoe Spray" Turns that sounded like we were riding the water slide at Marine World.

: - When i lived out in sultan basin we used to launch Potatoes out of our make shift Poatatoe gun and the "Potatoe Spray" from the gun when we laucnhed them would cover a 10 yard radius.
by Jonny March 28, 2004
mugGet the Potatoe Spraymug.

tweener

the area between the scrotum and the anus. See "choda"
Is it legal to show a tweener on tv?
by jonny September 17, 2003
mugGet the tweenermug.

Loveparade

She's a very funky girl,
The kind you don't take home to mamma.
Because it's more than likely that she will call your mother "ooooooolllllddd"
and continue to say the word "ooooooolllllllllddddddddd" like 5 of 6 times.
Hey yo, hip cat.. I'm lau the love parade.... and i've never seen so many wrinkles!! man you're OOOLLLDDDDD.. you're OOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD... YOU'RE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD... OLD OLD OOOLLLLLDDDDD!!!!!!!!
by Jonny January 26, 2004
mugGet the Loveparademug.

lazyd

a 2 faced useless person who thinks hes hot shit but hes just a fat little boy
lazyd.....your useless
by JONNY March 20, 2005
mugGet the lazydmug.

shmere

shmere? wats that mean?
by jonny April 3, 2003
mugGet the shmeremug.

bulkus

Someone who was generally bullied throughout his life and probably has never gotten pussy. The bulkus is a creature of large fatty-tissued dimensions. However, inspite of this fact he has managed to gain a lot of muscular size. Although generally the bulkus would not survive in teh world of bodybuilding due to the requirements of low bodyfat.
The bulkus glanced at a picture of a lean bodybuilder and laughed to himself "HAH! Look at that skinny kid!" and continued to eat his happy meal
by Jonny February 16, 2004
mugGet the bulkusmug.

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