77 definitions by JONNY
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An inhabitant of Manchester, a city with a particularly high crime rate due to scousers having stolen everything in their own shithole, (see Liverpool).
Not to be confused with followers of Manchester city, who are known as "bitters", (see Stockport).
Not to be confused with followers of Manchester city, who are known as "bitters", (see Stockport).
Scouser: You're crime rat'es higher than ours you Manc twat
Manc: That's because you go elsewhere on the rob you granny-stabbing doleite
Manc: That's because you go elsewhere on the rob you granny-stabbing doleite
by JONNY December 23, 2003
Mostletoff!! Fuck that Pain schmain
by JONNY December 29, 2005
i got kicked in the shmere!it hurt like a shmere. god damn shmere! i ate a shmere for breakfast(shmere) lunch(shmere)and dinner(shmere).
by JONNY April 5, 2003
1) A statement to express inner calm and tranquility.
2) Has been more recently misconceived of not being bothered or not having the energy to do something.
2) Has been more recently misconceived of not being bothered or not having the energy to do something.
by JONNY November 17, 2004