JOHNNAY's definitions

Janet Jackson

Beautiful women that proved that violence is more accepted than sex in the U.S.A.

Conservatives rather show someone getting killed on tv than someone's anatomy.

by Johnnay February 4, 2004

cock slap

To slap someone with your cock(penis). Usually performed in the face, with a left to right motion.

After jizzin in her face I cocked slapped her so she undertands who's the boss.
Every man should cock slap the wife when its necessary(everyday).

by Johnnay June 1, 2003

crotch pocket

A women's mouth.

Open that crotch pocket so I could slip in my cock wallet.

I would definately explore Beyonce's crotch pocket.

by Johnnay May 17, 2003

sausage party

A party, where girls are outnumbered by guys (by far). So basically, a fuckin boring party where theres no possibility of gettin layed, and where the guys are gettin mad drunk to forget about it.

Bob:"Hey how was it at that party last night?"
Johnnay:"Fuckin weak, no bitches... a fuckin sausage party!"

by Johnnay April 29, 2003

dime

-1 10$ worth of weed (from .6 to .8 of a gramm)
-2 A hotass girl, thats so sexy that youd think about drinkin her bath water.

Yo im broke hook me up a little dime and I pay you back soon.
Beyonce is definately a dime.

by Johnnay April 27, 2003

heater

Any gun.
Called like that cause it heats up the gun when you shoot it(quite obvious).

If that muthafucka fucks with me Ima bring the heat to him.
Jack pulled out his heater and busted 12 at his head.
Johnnay packs more heat than the oven.

by Johnnay April 25, 2003

dine and dash

The action to go in a restaurant,sit at a table, order whatever you want, eat and then leave quick without payin.

Johnnay:"Yesterday I went to this fancy ass restaurant, ordered a 200$ meal with the best wine out there and when the waitress turned around I left in a second! hahahahaha!"
Bobby:"HAHAHA, I see you busted a dine and dash again!"
Johnnay:"THATS RIGHT!"

by Johnnay April 25, 2003