JOHN's definitions

fredieu

arrogant... fun loving person with a sarcastic personailty. Loves to eat and watch movies all of the time. Also Loves furry animals crawling on him. Can be Jewish at times but mostly liberal.

Jon Stewart is an example.

by John November 15, 2004

Demarest RB Ray

Ray is the best RB in new jersey he is going to run all over anyone that play kean next year

Ray is fast strong and never stops runnig

by John November 16, 2004

suck wind

to be out of breath because of running so you are breathing heavily

The running back was sucking wind after his 86 yard touchdown run because he was out of shape.

by John November 16, 2004

divad999

Someone that makes empty promises then whines about it when being confronted.

Don't dare you pull a divad999 on me.

by John November 17, 2004

turtle dick

1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.

person 1: dude, im not circumsised...
person 2: ohhh, you have a turtle dick huh?

by john November 19, 2004

JJ bus

The retard bus. In Lake County Ohio we used to have a bus company that had the short bus' that used to transport the retards to school. The company name was JJ something, hence the name.

Hey... look at all the retards on the JJ bus.

by John November 20, 2004

Lipids

Lipids simply means fat, or an overweight person.

Man, that girl sure has MAJOR lipids!

by John November 23, 2004