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readers wife

Readers Wife (Noun): British institution whereby male readers of certain adult magazines feel the need
to submit for publication pictures of their other halves in varying levels of undress.

Readers Wife (Pronoun): a lady with a bedraggled appearance such that
you believe she would appear in such a magazine.
"She's a bit of a readers wife"
readers wife by John March 18, 2004
I want to plant my tree in some rot.
rot by John March 18, 2004
synonym for 'pen'
hey can i borrow a frindle to write with?
frindle by john March 15, 2004
A person who enjoys hanging round in small-large groups on street corners and ask for 20p 'to use the phone box' or 'to get home' (despite it being popular knowledge that they live a few yards away). They often cease their actions if you outsmart them by calling them words like 'torglodite' in which case they simply say 'aw brass' and walk off.
Typical townie - grunger convo:

Townie: Eh wot come 'ere
Grunger:.....
Townie Ah blad set me 20p to use the phone box
Grunger: i dont have 20p
Townie: i KNOW u got papes, jump up and down blad.
Grunger: .....
Townie: ehhhhhhh brass wot phones u got?
Grunger: walks off muttering 'shut the f*ck up
townie by John March 15, 2004
A word originating from a furniture company in Upstate New York named Olum's that is known for paying low wages and treating their employees like crap.. Meaning, getting screwed and treated like shit
Ex. I really got olumed on my raise today, all i got was a 25 cent raise..
Olumed by John March 14, 2004
You probably fuck your mom you kupfner
Kupfner by John March 14, 2004