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A person that can be very annoying at times..... including excessive crying and whining..... this person has many friends of the same kind....and are not fun when they all come together
Can be removed with an iron preheated to 400 degrees F.
Can be removed with an iron preheated to 400 degrees F.
Man... is it just me or there are too many wrinkles in this room.
Saucy is such a wrinkle
Dude i was having a blast at this party till a buch of wrinkles showed up, then i left.
AHH i need an iron... i just got wrinkled
Wrinkle: I have a headache, I have cold (52 times/ min)
Person 1 : How was your day?
Aspiring wrinkle: man it sucked.... first i had this test that i failed.... and i had a headace the whole time.... and i wanted to cry the whole time... then i went and called my mom and she comforted me and then i went to the doctor then back to momee who forced me to tak these pills then i almost passed out then i woke up and had a cold all night and i couldnt sleep and then.....
Person 1: Quit being a Wrinkle!!!
Saucy is such a wrinkle
Dude i was having a blast at this party till a buch of wrinkles showed up, then i left.
AHH i need an iron... i just got wrinkled
Wrinkle: I have a headache, I have cold (52 times/ min)
Person 1 : How was your day?
Aspiring wrinkle: man it sucked.... first i had this test that i failed.... and i had a headace the whole time.... and i wanted to cry the whole time... then i went and called my mom and she comforted me and then i went to the doctor then back to momee who forced me to tak these pills then i almost passed out then i woke up and had a cold all night and i couldnt sleep and then.....
Person 1: Quit being a Wrinkle!!!
by John September 29, 2004
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I write stupid stereotypes on urbandictionary about people who have xanga; except I know all this because I...
A) Actually have one and actively maintain the page on a daily basis.
B) Have no life of my own and scan other peoples depressing pages so that I don't feel like my life sucks worse
C) Am just pissed because I tried to steal someone else's HTML and couldn't quite figure out how to insert it into my own code and the page quit working.
A) Actually have one and actively maintain the page on a daily basis.
B) Have no life of my own and scan other peoples depressing pages so that I don't feel like my life sucks worse
C) Am just pissed because I tried to steal someone else's HTML and couldn't quite figure out how to insert it into my own code and the page quit working.
by John December 11, 2003
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1. A phrase used at the end of a fragmented sentence; Usually as a threat or warning. Mostly used by blacks and ghetto whites.
also see: 'i wuz 'bout ta say'
2. A polite phrase to use after a motormouth has interrupted your statement once again.
also see: 'i wuz 'bout ta say'
2. A polite phrase to use after a motormouth has interrupted your statement once again.
1. Girl, I thought you called me ugly, I was about to say...
b. What he lookin at? Oh, he's blind? I was about to say...
c. Shoot, that man came up to me with that bullcrap like I wanted him. I was about to say...
d. Oooh, you got them new Jordans? Oh, no that's straight bootleg. I was about to say...
2. As I was about to say, children are severely affected by their single parents dating patterns.
b. I was about to say that I would give you half of the million, but since I now know you think I'm a greedy, selfish bitch, you can fuck the hell off... and take the kids.
b. What he lookin at? Oh, he's blind? I was about to say...
c. Shoot, that man came up to me with that bullcrap like I wanted him. I was about to say...
d. Oooh, you got them new Jordans? Oh, no that's straight bootleg. I was about to say...
2. As I was about to say, children are severely affected by their single parents dating patterns.
b. I was about to say that I would give you half of the million, but since I now know you think I'm a greedy, selfish bitch, you can fuck the hell off... and take the kids.
by john August 24, 2004
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one girl
one car
first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.
one girl
one car
first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.
by john September 28, 2003
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