JOHN's definitions

unc

Greatest basketball team to ever play in the NCAA, has won 4 national titles, and recently beat Illinios to win the 2005 NCAA title.Their rivals are Duke which have the ugliest players, ugliest coach, and just basically suck. Everything>>>>>Duke.

Duke sucks, UNC rules.

by John April 21, 2005

classic07

Supreme being, one of great power.

Wow, that man is a classic07!

by John August 31, 2003

iron maiden

totally disagree with that guy on the other definition. "Fear of the dark" is the best iron maiden song. although iron maiden an metallica are qualitaaaaaaaaaaaay

iron fuckin maiden

by john September 29, 2003

shit eater

a person who experiences intense orgasm while ingesting massive amounts of fecal matter from their sex partner.

" i wish i was jennifer lopez' shit eater!"

by john March 16, 2003

Zerling

a non chocko cs player

-xCs- Zerling

by john January 22, 2004

Cockslut

A man who wants to use his cock so as to be made to feel like a slut (an erect male slut)

A man who finds his "package" being felt by strangers in a public place and reacts by allowing it

by john November 28, 2003

chicken soup

Slang for legitimate.

Nah man it's completely chicken soup.

by john February 25, 2004