JOHN's definitions

wookie

A tall negress. Also shortened to 'Wook'

Bobs going out with a Wookie, what a tosser!

by John August 9, 2003

L.U.G.

Lesbian until graduation

by John March 6, 2003

jackle

A legendary Irishman who stood outside social influence and spat on all who would try to change his ways.

(died by act of mob)

god
legend
fenian

That guy dont take no shit from nobody! a true jackle!

by john February 27, 2005

Spinal Tap Poopie

Thats where it hurts so badly when your shit is coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways!

God!!! My ass!!! I just friggin'took a "Spinal Tap". I think i'ma die!!!!!!

by john March 4, 2004

gertie

He is the coolest guy alive.

Man, that Gertie is awsome.

by John March 6, 2005

fmc

Acronym for 'Fucking Massive Cunt' a fat woman with enough room for an army between her legs - highly offensive and highly smelly. AKA FMG - 'Fucking massive gash' (slightly nastier)

Fucking hell mate you didn't just erode your nob in that FMC's pit of eternal shame did you? Ugh.

by John March 20, 2005

Clag Parsona

A little man diagnosed by his fellow peers with Short Man's Syndrome and or Napolean Complex. Craig Parsons is also know as Clag and was made by his sister Mark. Clag means stuff like arse hairs, faggot, and many more.

Dude why are you acting like a clag

by John March 2, 2005