JOHN's definitions

Land of Parting Gifts

A term coined on the 1987 revival of the game show Blackbusters by host Bill Rafferty.

I'm sorry it didn't work out for you. You will be heading to the Land of Parting Gifts.

by John April 29, 2005

Evil

Another word for 'kinky'.

Oh my god you can be so evil sometimes.

by John December 26, 2004

lie

What men do when they want to get laid.

I lied about the number of women I had slept with.

by John March 22, 2004

The 909

"The inland empire" an area covering Riverside and San Bernadino counties in southern California, used derogatively by L.A. hipsters for anyone not from Los Angeles,

Ah man, I got to drive to the 909 to see my in laws this weekend.

by John March 6, 2003

LYSOL

Used after you sleep with someone with crabs

Man, I had to use Lysol when she left the next morning!

by John May 28, 2003

wisoe

noun-whistle
slang-wisoe

hey wisoe was that you i saw on the 10 freeway with that burner?

by john November 27, 2004

x-tina

Also known as Christina Slaguilera, although X-Tina resembles a poorly made-up drag queen, she is ACTUALLY a woman. Even when she ditched that ugly-ass weave and tried to imitate a Marilyn Monroe style (badly) she is still a rank slut with a bad attitude. still, can't argue with the fact that she can sing pretty well... unfortunately not as well as others <3

Person 1: OMG there's a rank cross-dressing fag hag with Jordan Bratman!
Person 2: It's X-Tina! She must be like an X-box all big and ugly and cheap and shit...
Person 3: No, that's just Christina Haguilera!

by John June 18, 2006