JOHN's definitions

butt plug

An anal toy, used by males or females. Primarily used to stretch and relax the anus over time for a good fucking.

After Jessica had the buttplug in for a few hours, she was ready to get butt fucked.

by john August 29, 2004

moseph

Person who loves Brianna

by John March 6, 2003

necter

adj. to be incredibly, ridiculously, amazingly, cool.

John and Nicole making out was no necter!

by John March 1, 2005

azn john

The supreme azn who rules the world; Asian Invasion;

"Look, the azn john is here, wendy! You must bow to him."

by John February 7, 2005

blow back

1.When your IQ is so low that your penis turns on you and it attempts to rip it self from your retarded body by backfiring.

2.Penil suicide...if yours does this that means you should to!!!!

Gary:Holy wheres my cock?!?!?!
Stevy: Dude blow back
Mary:Whos cock just landed in my lemonade?!

by John May 6, 2004

Poostix

To be wrong in the head, with an unhealthy obsession with Bananrama and web forums.

I.E. randomly in the middle of a conversation saying Bananarama....."They're a good band arn't they" would probably class you as Poostix.

by John May 6, 2005

zubin

the coolest, sleekest, hottest thing around

damn, that new cell phone is so zubin it's insane

by john November 29, 2004