JOHN's definitions

wet

When you make alot of shots in the game of basketball, or wet as in a girls pussy being fully lubricated

yo, this bitch is wet. That nigga is wet

by John March 4, 2005

DM

A beard. As in "Dennis Miller".

"That fellow's DM is pretty thick."

by John March 3, 2005

jobbed

when something unfortunate has happened to someone

I lost $10; I got jobbed.

by john March 2, 2005

Clag Parsona

A little man diagnosed by his fellow peers with Short Man's Syndrome and or Napolean Complex. Craig Parsons is also know as Clag and was made by his sister Mark. Clag means stuff like arse hairs, faggot, and many more.

Dude why are you acting like a clag

by John March 2, 2005

necter

adj. to be incredibly, ridiculously, amazingly, cool.

John and Nicole making out was no necter!

by John March 1, 2005

RadioChild

Nickname for a huge Widespread Panic fan. Similar to spreadheads, but radiochildren bathe. RadioChildren are more like corporate hippies who appreciate good music yet have a goal in life.

Sam is a radiochild who never misses a panic show.

by John March 1, 2005

bach

Short for Maybach, an expensive luxury sedan made by Mercedes-Benz. It is comparable to a Rolls-Royce Phantom.

Your boy back in the building, Brooklyn we back on the map
Me and my beautiful beeeeeeeitch in the back of that 'Bach.

-Jay-Z, Dirt Off Your Shoulder

by John February 28, 2005