JOHN's definitions

Shling

The action of taking a bong rip consisting of Marijuana.

The champ knows how to take a propper shling.

by John December 3, 2003

new yorker

A resident of New York City, especially Manhattan. Contrary to upstate belief, this term does not mean someone who lives simply in New York State. And if it is used in that context, it's only in the speech of some politician or something.

Someone from upstate is not a New Yorker in the traditional sense. New York State doesn't really exist, it might as well be Pennsylvania.

by John December 3, 2003

the Bronx

Where people from Eastchester pretend to be from.

Hey Eastchester DID own part of the Bronx prior to the late 1800s. Why do you think there's a neighborhood in the Bronx called "Eastchester"?

by John December 3, 2003

eastchester

A suburb of New York located 5 miles north of the Bronx. Kids here think they are "ghetto" yet they drive fancy Jettas that nobody in the ghetto could possibly afford.

I was the only Jew in Eastchester and very bitter about it.

by John December 3, 2003

bronxville

A suburb of New York located 2 1/2 miles north of the Bronx. Is a village of the Town of Eastchester. Cost of living is almost as expensive as Manhattan.

Rent across the Bronx River from Bronxville in Yonkers is like half as much.

by John December 3, 2003

Tuckahoe

A town next to Eastchester, suburb of New York; has one housing project. Zip code 10707.

Tuckahoe - Fuckahoe - isn't that funny?

by John December 3, 2003

eastchester

Guido City

Eastchester is the Bensonhurst of the suburbs

by John December 3, 2003