JOHN's definitions

Georgette (plural : Georgetted)

To 'georgette', is to take ultimate and humiliating revenge on those who have crossed your path.

Suzy slept with Brad, so I smashed her face into a bloody pulp with an ashtray - I totally georgetted her!"

"If you ever touch me while I sleep again, I shall georgette you, daddy"

by John May 2, 2004

fag hag

The term fag-hag stretches from women who simply enjoy the company of gay men, to those who fall in love with gay men, and even those who try to “Convert” gay men into straight men. There are even situations in which Straight Women and Gay Men marry and live happy lives together.

Friendship: Maria (hetero) likes to be with Tom (gay) all the time. They are "Safe" because each party knows that the relationship is just friendship. She is a fag hag.

Love: Sarah usually falls in love with gay men. She is a fag hag.

Converters: Pat is always annoying Mike to convert and become hetero. Mike is very pissed off. She is a fag hag.

by John January 8, 2004

stupid victor

Victor he
stupid azn
retard
he is stupid dir

dolnt be a stupid victor and go to sleep
Aka scene with nathan
Im going to tell the princable u stole my free demo disk

by John March 24, 2005

chotch

groin area

I got kicked in the chotch.

by John May 1, 2003

badonkadonk

a thick delicous booty that giggles like jello if it moves a tiny bit and it makes even gay guys drewl at the sight of it

j-lo has a badonkadonk

by john December 3, 2003

clepto

A cocain induced desire to win, or participate in a spelling bee, followed by a severe hang over.

"Dude we were doing so much snow last night I went on a clepto for about five straight hours!"

by john March 16, 2005

kappo

cunt, bastard, twat, mong, minge, fanny faced fucker, bandit of the arse. generally a shrub rocketeer.

kappo! (and pointing at someone)

by John August 10, 2003