Hap

A person or animal who is happy or looks happy all of the time
My dog is such a hap.

What a hap my brother is!
by Joe June 02, 2004
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table top

An innocent bystander is standing up. Someone gets on their hands and knees behind them and another person pushes them maknig them fall on their ass.
Mike got table topped and fell on his ass.
by Joe March 01, 2005
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marmatoot

a person who knowlingly/willingly reduces their mental age through heavy binge drinking.
marmatootage - the process of doing so
'I drank 24 shots of vodka as a warm up beforei went out last week to save money'.....'you marmatoot!'
by Joe May 19, 2004
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the crow

Brandon Lee is the man. The crow is one of the 5 best movies of all time. It's about a young man named Eric Draven who gets murdered along with his fiance' by a gang. He is then brought back from the dead by a crow and procedes to kick some fuckin ass. Brandon was killed during the making of this movie by a dummy bullet that had gotten lodged in the barrel of a prop gun. When the gun was used, the blank had enough power to shoot the round out.
"here funboy"
by Joe May 01, 2004
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Botch

The slang or quicker form of Byatch;Benician
That botch has a bangin ass!
by Joe February 12, 2005
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Sharan

Loser Of the World. Biggest loser ever. One that eats excreted material.
by Joe June 20, 2003
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