mendelsohn

destined to be clueless.

Joe is mendelsohn because he can't fucking spell his last name.

by Joe January 04, 2003

ughh

A place for losers to bitch, moan, and for wicked22 to feel accepted.

Wicked:Quest why are they banning me

by Joe January 20, 2005

Semper Fi

"The motto of the Marine Corps is Semper Fidelis, Latin
for "always faithful" .Until 1871 it was "First to Fight",
a motto that still applies. Through the years, Marines have
shortened it to Semper Fi, and "Semper Fi, Mac" is the universal
Marine Greeting."

"SemperFi,DoOrDie!GungHo,GungHo,GungHo!WhatMakesTheGrassGrow?Blood,Blood,Blood!WhatDoWeDoForALiving,Ladies?Kill,Kill,Kill!" .

by Joe December 10, 2003

Jack the Punkin King

Jack the Pumkin King made in appereance in Kingdom Hearts but originally appeared in The Nightmare Before Christmas, where he got tired of ruling Halloween. He kidnapped Santa Claus and took over Christmas.

Jack: ...and because I am dead I can take off my head and recite Shakesperian quotations."

by Joe September 03, 2004

head fake

when person A proceeds to give what person B thinks is a blowjob, then simply holds the head of the penis in her/his mouth and proceeds to jerk person A off without actually doing anything with their mouth but holding the penis in it.

I was so happy that chick was finally gonna suck my dick then the bitch pulled a head fake on me.

by Joe December 10, 2004

safe

if somebody is a friend or in good terms with you

dude he is safe leave him alone

by Joe May 24, 2003

Alucard

1: The badass main character on Hellsing

2: A stupid-ass member of FFWA.

1: Read the bloody definition
2: That Alucard is a real prick

by Joe October 03, 2004