JMayzin's definitions

floppy mcdoppies

shoes that are extremely old and trashed up, yet the owner insists on still wearing them

guy #1: "Hey man you ready to go?"

guy #2: "You're gonna wear those shoes!!??"

guy #1: "Yea what's wrong with them?"

guy #2: "Dude, look at your floppy mcdoppies! They look like they got dropped in a giant blender, sewn back together, ate by a dog, thrown back up by the dog, crapped on by babies, sanded with sandpaper, and beat up by mike tyson!"

by JMayzin September 13, 2009

trash buckets

shoes that are dirty, old, and horribly scented

"Ok, now I'm ready for a jog now."

"Eww dude, what is on your feet? Take those trash buckets off. The stench of them is about to make my nose bleed."

by JMayzin September 13, 2009

neutch

a girl that is a 7 (which is a neutral pH level) out of 10 on the hotness scale.

"Hey man, that girl is pretty decent. What do you think?"

"Ehh... She's just another a neutch."

by JMayzin September 11, 2009