when you are going to hookup with some chick and then someone (her friend, cousin, whatever) comes in and sees to it that it doesnt happen
by jim June 06, 2003
A small cucumber shaped sea creature that you catch whilst fishing for bass, they shoot a jet of water at you too, very much like a jet of jism.
"Mate what the hell is that on your hook?"
"Don't know mate but it's just cum all over my jumper........stupid jizworm"
"Don't know mate but it's just cum all over my jumper........stupid jizworm"
by jim February 17, 2004
the act of putting ones cock into a persons stoma (but removing the collostomy bag before-hand, of course!
by jim August 01, 2003
Used to define how many hours you are working that day, usually used when a shift is long. It is meant to convey the feeling of working in a low-paid, mindless job for long hours, and the feeling of being raped by your multinational corporation scum employer by an inch per hour.
Homebase Employee 1: "dude, how long are you working today?"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"
Homebase Employee 2: "the whole 8 inches"
Homebase Employee 1: "Shit man, that is RAPE!"
by Jim March 11, 2005
John and Sarah had an interesting relationship, they played many twisted sexual games. Their favorite sexual game was to insert gold fish into each others ass holes
by Jim July 23, 2004
"I believe that Foofy Foofy was..."
by Jim February 21, 2005
by Jim January 28, 2004