@JIm's definitions

blowjob

To treat a penis as a ice block, performed mainly by horny women

Jenny gave Martin the blowjob of his life, and swallowed all the tasty sperm because she was hungry

by Jim March 31, 2003

LDS

"Like Dan's Sister"

-> see Dans Sister

(you) "hey man... that soda cost like $.69!"
(me) "heh heh... LDS!"
(you) "what?"
(me) "like your sister, Dan."
(you) "oh... HIGH FIVE!!!"

by Jim July 18, 2006

max dawes

the best person in the whole world better than the king better than god better than the devil better than evrythin the best 4 short

im am max dawes

by jim February 10, 2004

wey aye

well of course!

Q: Do you want to go out sumwhere tonight?
A: Wey aye!

by jim March 4, 2003

yam

Male gonad of any species

My girlfriend gently sucked on my right yam

by Jim August 2, 2003

Lmtto

It is a new variation on the commonly used lmao in msn messaging. It stands for 'Laugh My Tight Toosh Off'. It is often accompanied with the tongue bearing smiley emoticon in an msn conversation and follows a humorous remark.

"Lmtto. That's the funniest thing i've ever heard."

by Jim June 18, 2006

Mambo

Something extremely gay.

Wow, that shit is fucking mambo.

by Jim March 1, 2005