souclassoir

To suck someones intestines out through their ass.

Jimmy decided to souclassoir his friend, Bobby.

by Jimmy September 12, 2003

gorilla salad

Thick Pubes

Oh look jimmy you have a gorilla salad.

by jimmy April 28, 2003

cochino

Cochino (coe-chee-noe, N.A. "cochini", SPAN "cochino", literally meaning "pig"): A young man with questionable motivations concerning young women, usually of a lewd, erotic nature. Typically having a voracious sexual appetite and prone to constantly making advances on girls.

"Mija, I no want you talking to that boy Eric anymore, he's a cochino!"

by Jimmy January 02, 2005

Chester Bennington

Lead singer of the coolest rock/hip-hop band on the face of God's Green Earth, Linkin Park. Is married to Samantha Bennington, with one child, Draven Sebastian, born 2002.

Looks awesome with spiked up blonde hair.

Chester Bennington is so freakin cool!

by Jimmy April 25, 2005

calgary

a place where you go to get your drugs

Dude we've gotta go up to calgary, i've gotta pick up my drugs

by Jimmy January 20, 2005

excelerator3f

Eval and sexay, can simply not be beat by anyone in his amazing sexayness.

Girl 1: I like sexay guys.
Girl 2: I like eval ones.
Girl 1/2: Our perfect man would be a complete excelerator3f

by Jimmy September 10, 2004

gorbot

noun: A skillful, robotic, agreeable adjudicator of disagreements that arise in the workplace. Often repeats two phrases: "Your killing me." and "I'm struggling."

Captain Picard is a great gorbot.

by Jimmy April 09, 2004