lechuza

1. Any elusive bird-like creature/spirit that terrorizes people, esp. at night.
2. A witch or "bruja" that has taken the form of such a creature.

A lechuza can appear at any time and any place, but these feathery spirits seem particularly prone to spread their wings and terrorize those who have consumed alcohol. Cars driving down lonely highways also seem a favorite target of lechuzas. Especially common in Mexico and the southwestern United States
!Ay Dios Mio, es una lechuza!
by Jimmy January 02, 2005
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beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?
by Jimmy January 12, 2004
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Boobhead

Now retired superhero whose uniform consisted of her usual roxy and billabong outfit, play a bra on her head. She uses her immense sexiness to bring men (especially Jimmys) to their knees. Great ass, fantastic boobs, gorgeous face with amazing eyes and a perfect nose, and a craziness that will confuse you before you know what's going on.
"Did Boobhead just run passed?"

"I think so, I have an erection too!"
by Jimmy October 07, 2004
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suds

Not beers.
bubbles.
stupidpants. B:,
B-U-B-B-L-E-S

but they're lots of bubbles.
they form together.
like superheroes.
and beardhairs.
"suds suds suds suds suds suds"
by Jimmy January 08, 2005
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mince pie

The best food in the world.
Made up of pastry with a mince filling, it is commonly found in any store that sells food throughout New Zealand and Australia (dairy's, cafe's, super markets).
Also comes with many other variations of fillings such as steak, steak & cheese, mince & cheese, chilli beef & cheese, pepper steak.
Almost better than sex
Jim: maaaan im hung over lets go down the road and get a pie
Gary: yeah man i want one of those chilli beef n cheese ones, dont get the chicken man it gives you the shits
Jim: i know, i'm never doing that again
Timo: why dont they have mince pies in places like america and the uk? fuckn crazy shit
Jim: yeah man
by Jimmy January 14, 2006
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La Cosa Nostra

Italian for either "This thing of ours" or "Our Thing" depending on who's translating. Used as a euphemism for the Italian mafia.
Once you're in La Cosa Nostra, you can't get out.
by Jimmy February 06, 2005
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lurker

Starcraft character (Zerg race), a large crab like creature that hides underground and attacks with spikes, otherwise know as a Mudspiker.
Fuck those Mudspikers just mudspiked my base.

Jesus fuck my mudspikers just got owned by Frogs (Zerglings).
by Jimmy July 31, 2003
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