171 definitions by JIMMY

cock smack

To smack a person, usually in the face, with one's cock. Often used as a disciplinary maneuver.

If you keep playin' like that, I will cock smack you good.

by JIMMY January 24, 2003

sped

Short for "Special Ed."
Person who acts like an idiot, or fails to recognize your superiority.

Dave, you are such a sped.

by JIMMY March 12, 2005

HURK

when you are playing foot ball and you are about to throw the ball, instead of saying "HIKE" be funny and say "HURK".

i yelled "HURK" while playing foot ball today

by JIMMY November 5, 2004

Ilsa

A crazy random beautiful creature that enjoys being indulgent. Very unpredictable, do not look directly into the eyes of one if you see it. If in danger, release a blow fly and she will run like hell.

Did you see that Ilsa? Damn she was gorgeous!

by JIMMY October 7, 2004

Munkey

(noun) Oral pleasure involving the use of both the tounge,and throat.

"Mike sure gave some nice Munkey last night"

by JIMMY May 5, 2003

puta

Spanish for whore.

"Esa puta tiene mi dinero"

"Tu madre es una puta fea"

by JIMMY January 5, 2005

*untz untz untz untz*

The sound of the bass drum. Mostly heard from cars passing by with 'f00ly sik' sound systems in them pumping 'phat bass'.

Gabber DJ let the bass drum go liek this *untz untz untz untz*

by JIMMY May 4, 2005