butt-monkey

a monkey of or pertaining to the butt.

"dude check it out! a butt-monkey!"

by jim May 07, 2005

lopez

A character from a funny Kids in the Hall skit.

Hey Lopez you there?

by Jim December 09, 2004

Lightning Cocker

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.

Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.

by Jim February 24, 2005

freckles

Something on a pretty girl that makes her irresistable.
Girls with freckles drive me crazy, it's just so cute.

Look at the cute freckles on Danielle!

by jim October 10, 2005

Jump Off A Bridge

Usually telling someone to leave you alone. But, in a more harsh wat

Annoying Kid: Do you wanna kno something? Huhuh????
You: How about you Jump Off a Bridge And Get Back To Me?

by Jim April 15, 2005

Fuck Head

A Fuck Head is someone who has absolutely no idea about what is going on in the world, is commonly bald, and a total twat.

aka "The Supreme" Steve Matthews

by Jim November 14, 2004

fishy bud

a sacred place found hidden behind the females piss flaps

oh dear, granny you do have a crusty bud

by jim August 01, 2003