Upstate

Upstate is a term used by people who live in New York City or the surrounding metro area. Long Islanders and some city people consider the Northern suburbs (Westchester, Rockland) to be upstate because they are north of where they are and think thaty for some reasons the cultural and economic ties spread east. Northern suburbs consider anywhere above them to be upstate (mostyl Poughkeepsie and up). Whats funny is that people from "upstate" cities such as Albany, Binghamton, Syracuse, Rochester or Buffalo have no concept of what "upstate is. Albany is the Capital District. Binghamton is the Southern Tier. Syraucse is Central New York. Rochester is near the Finger Lakes and Buffalo is in Western New York. In the end Upstate doesn't really exist and is generally a term used to imply that you live south of the area being discussed.

Everything north of Westchester is upstate (Rockland is west of Westchester bordering New Jersey and the the northern tip of Westchester is above Rockland. So Rockland is not upstate.)

by Jim October 27, 2004

penisaurus

Slang for penis, used by people who think there penis is larger than everyone else's

Who wants to pet my pet penisaur

by Jim May 24, 2004

raxin

pull someone's leg, have a joke with

he's been raxin Frank all night

by jim March 4, 2003

jime

jizz in my eye

by jim January 16, 2003

iLife

iLife is where a being adopts and entirely positive attitude towards all of apples iProducts. iTunes is used instead of winamp, iPod's are used instead of lesser priced, more functional devices, and iMacs are used instead of PC's. The being in question has clearly succumbed to attractive but misleading marketing, and must be show the error of their ways.

"Oh man, I've got a new G5 coming next week, and I've got my iPod and iTunes totally synced; I feel like a real computer user!"
"No, you're not, you're fucking loaded, and don't want to think to hard about technology

by Jim January 22, 2005

sweety-dee

general sign that you think something is very good. Used by towny/chav types, often in reference to new nova/corsa parts.

'Baz has just got a new nova, and 'e's just gone and slammed it daaahn to 2 inches!'
'oh, schlick mate, schweety-fuckin'-dee!'

by Jim January 21, 2005

tacojacked

have a taco and get it stolen

Dude i was tacojacked last night.

by jim April 24, 2005