middle reliever

Dude who is good enough to get in the game with a girl but not good enough to close the deal. Just like a middle reliever in baseball, he's good enough to play but gets no chicks, is paid poorly by the team, and people think he's the clubhouse boy cleaning up all of the dirty jocks.
Zeb worked Bre over real good and got her all wound up. But when push came to shove he wasn't good enough to close the deal and was relegated to middle reliever.
by Jim May 28, 2006
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pitsnoggle

Intoxicated, drunk, inebriated; stupefied or excited by a chemical substance (especially alcohol); "a noisy crowd of pitsnoggled sailors"; "helplessly pitsnoggled"
All the WVU fans were pitsnoggled.
by Jim March 25, 2005
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Wheels

1. Bunch of Kids: HEY WHEELS!!!!!!!!
2. Hey Wheels whats new?
by Jim April 17, 2005
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stupon

A very ugly woman,can also be fat.
yo man your mom is such a stupon.
Shit adam your girlfriend is SUCH a stupon
by jim January 20, 2005
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henman

hen.man \'he:n-e-'man-*s\ noun. (modif. of tim henman, fr. MLG he-ma exchange) 1: an engorged male phalus / schlong which is between hard and soft and therefore in a semi state. Originates from English tennis player Tim Henman and his inability to ever make it to the final of Wimbledon. 2: see half staff 3: see lob on.
1: "For fucks sake Darren, you've only got a henman, what the fuck am I supposed to do with that!" Shouted Tracey
by jim December 24, 2004
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francis louis boulevard

big boulevard in queens
good place to go wit a fast car, or if you wanna holla at hos
however, there are alotta cops givin tickets
the best place go to around is the 3.5 mile strip north of 495, in bayside
the only thing to do is drive round
-i just got my 302 fixed, wanna go to frannie lou?
-yeah, we'll leave at like 10
-aight
by jim August 24, 2004
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the shocker

Every one is forgeting one very important thing!!!! the thumb.
2 in da pink, 1 in the stink and the thumb can do what it wants
That whore britney likes it when i shove my pointer and middle finger in to her vagina and then continued with the pinky in to the anus then rotated my thumb on her clit.
by Jim June 9, 2004
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