tacojacked

have a taco and get it stolen

Dude i was tacojacked last night.

by jim April 24, 2005

cop

to purchase

"come to the hood and you can cop that"

by jim June 24, 2003

roll it up

To pack your personal belongings and get out of jail.

"Cell 415...Roll it up...doors coming open"

by jim October 18, 2006

dinger

1. A sexual manoever in which the entire flacid penis and scrotum are placed in a partner's mouth. 2. An unfortunate incident 3. A phone call.

1. "Give me a dinger, please."

2. "Remember when Jimmy broke his arm? That was a dinger."

3. "I'll give you a dinger about tonight."

by Jim February 26, 2005

herfus

an extreamly hariy anus.

he has a herfus.

by jim October 30, 2003

shate

stupid or very retarded
often a drunk or a high person
a state of mind and stupidity

"look at that shate"
"yeah thats a real jackass"

by jim July 02, 2003

jew lawyer

A jew lawyer is one that will win at any costs. Speaking as a jew myself it is a known fact.

Honey, you should get a jew lawyer so we can sue Wal Mart

by Jim June 17, 2006