JEssica's definitions

lylas

An acronym of "Love Ya Like A Sis"
used by preps who can't stop passing notes to other people in class.

Lauren: OMG! Thatz so unfair! Anywayz, clazz iz almozt ova, so cyaz! LYLAS!

by Jessica March 27, 2004

life

life is a total bitch and then u die

life is fucked up in every single way possible

by Jessica May 2, 2005

ball cheese

this nasty ass orange,yellowish shit incrusted on the ballz and he got is soo bad he gotta have sumone help him scrap it off or the DR. said his nuts are gunna fall off!Dat means that yo man dont wash his jewlz ladies ya gotta kick him to the curb! ya feel me!

jess~"yo megan, your man got ball cheese so bad i can smell his rank ass from here!"
megg~ "ya i know he asked me to help him scrap da shit off, i was like hell no fool, you trippin!"

by JESSICA July 13, 2004

vacant lot

A vacant lot is a place you go when you wanna get high or drunk or laid or any of that other shit without the police comin and finding some gay ass reason to arrest you

I went to the vacant lot to get hammered

by Jessica April 11, 2005

sagemeister

A nooblet that scams on online games. Does nothing but scamming and pissing other players off.

"OMG that sagemeister scammed all my items!!"

by Jessica June 18, 2006

masturbates

pulral of masturbat

the dog masterbates the man.

by jessica March 16, 2005

Better Luck Tomorrow

The best movie ever to be created and probably the only movie with an all Asian cast that is not some sort of sterotype (martial arts, yazuka...). The rights to Better Luck Tomorrow were bought by MTV which tacked a confusing new ending on it. Its actors were awesome! Go Parry Shen!

Even though Better Luck Tomorrow is an independent film, since MTV bought the rights to it, you can find it at any Blockbuster.

by Jessica March 13, 2004