JEss's definitions

RSM

It stands for Raw Sexual Magnetism. Only people who are natuarally sexy without any form of effort are known to have RSM.

'that boy has RSM'
'just check out the RSM over thier'

by jess November 21, 2004

dark horse

a secret male slut who no one excepts to be a womanizer

Mrs. Burgess upon seeing tom's pencil case "Tom your a dark horse"

by Jess January 3, 2005

Boofus

A female who thinks that she is more attractive than she actually is.
A girl that thinks she is hot shit. Often has large breasts. Can be shortened to "boof."

Sally has the misconception that she is god's gift to the earth. What a Boofus.

by Jess January 20, 2005

Yoddles

The cute/preppy country girl's way of saying "yo".

'Yoddles, Mike! How ya doing?'

by Jess December 2, 2004

moo moo

A rectangular cloth with crude stiching worn by morbidly obese persons.

Becca said, "Dude, I've gained SO much weight, I need to wear a moo moo!"

Amy walked by and shouted "Hey, Jane, look at Roberta's dress. It's so huge, she looks like she's wearing a moo moo"

by Jess June 9, 2004

homophobe

Someone who is AFRAID of homosexuals. This does not mean that they are intolerant, that they discriminate against, or that they hate gay people.

Just because you oppose gay marriage does not mean that you are a homophobe.

by Jess July 21, 2005

cuntsponge

a maxi-pad, a sanitary napkin

The neighbor lady came over to borrow a cuntsponge, but her gash is way larger than mine, and it was suked up into her, she had to use a newspaper.

by Jess November 30, 2003