Jafo

a total bum...
Your being such a bum Jafo.
by Jeremy November 11, 2003
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Pimp J

The noise you hear at night sneaking out of your mom's window.
"Did you hear that Bob?", said James. "Yeah, it was just Pimp J", said Bob, James's boyfriend.
by Jeremy September 04, 2004
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shoe kicker

a girl named brittany that kicks shoes at her boyfriend jeremy
holy shit that was close
by jeremy November 14, 2004
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buttface

A stupid person; A stupidhead; An asshole (ususally devoid of intelligence).
President George W. Bush is a buttface. If someone took a face and mixed it with a butt, it'd look just like him.
by Jeremy December 25, 2003
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Shitbolls

After a bad thing happens, you shrugg your shoulders, and it's like saying "who cares" or "what the fuck life goes on"
"I just got fired...........ehhhhhhhhhh SHITBOLLS!!!!"

(pronounce the bolls like bulls or bools)
by Jeremy January 06, 2004
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Chancer

Chancer: to push one's luck. To stay in the game a wee bit too long. To believe one is above repute. To annoy someone to the extent that they are bound to get a headbutt.
Mayday Malone, Haloween XIII(Thanksgiving), Survivor Antarctica, Keyshawn Johnson, Rob Johnson, Brad Johnson, People who say fo shizzle mo crepes. French people from France or Quebec and American's (generally)
by Jeremy November 26, 2003
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Putting it in the pocket

When a thought, idea, saying, or social happening occurs in your presence that you like, you can "Put it in your pocket," i.e. save it for later use. Customarily this expression is accompanied by a corresponding hand gesture of grabbing the occurence in question out of the air and putting it in your pocket (a shirt-breast pocket is preferred, though any pocket will do).
Jer: That's pretty beastly.
Neil: Beastly? That fucking awesome. I'm putting it in the pocket.
by Jeremy November 25, 2006
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