JEremy's definitions

Putting it in the pocket

When a thought, idea, saying, or social happening occurs in your presence that you like, you can "Put it in your pocket," i.e. save it for later use. Customarily this expression is accompanied by a corresponding hand gesture of grabbing the occurence in question out of the air and putting it in your pocket (a shirt-breast pocket is preferred, though any pocket will do).

Jer: That's pretty beastly.
Neil: Beastly? That fucking awesome. I'm putting it in the pocket.

by Jeremy November 25, 2006

El Camino College

The community college for all the preps from Palos Verdes, San Pedro, Wilmington, and Torrance, CA.

Rich snobby girl from PV: I got a 4.0, but ugh!, I don't have to fill out applications, I'll just go to El Co a.k.a. UC El Camino.

by Jeremy November 24, 2003

kunukka

friendly insult suggesting inferiority.

Why you gotsta be a kunukka?

by jeremy February 6, 2003

Coonpoon

Coonpoon is basically total bullshit. If something totally uncalled for happens it is called Coonpoon. It is also a racoon's vagina.

Dude the way that Ashlee Simpson sounded at the Orange Bowl was total coonpoon!

by Jeremy May 13, 2005

Morocco

The best damn country in the world. MOROCCAN MAFIA fo' life.

Moroccan Mafia Gangsta: wanna fuck up some persian guys
Other Moroccan gangsta: Fo SHo

by Jeremy June 22, 2004

car hoe

Chicks who don't have their lisences or minta cars so they jus think they're the shyte riding round with guys who have both of the aformentioned. Usually of the skank variety.

"Dude look at that phat Rota!"
"Yeah shame about the car hoes in the back!"

by Jeremy June 3, 2004

ploonk

Splashdown confirmation after pinching one from a height greater than or equal to three feet above the bowl.

gnnnnrrrr.. *sweat sweat* grnnnnn... *ploonk* ...ahhh. (flush)

by jeRemy May 4, 2003