Ultra Schwey

A superlative that goes far beyond the bounds of cool - should be reserved only for when something truly is ultra schwey. Never used in an ironic fashion.
I wasn't sure I would like it, but that really was ultra schwey.
by Jeremy January 02, 2004
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dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.
"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"
by jeremy January 14, 2004
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satanism

A widely misunderstood religion started by Anton LeVay.
The church practices self indulgences and frowns upon altruistic behavior. The Church of Satan in no way acknowledges the existence of any devine being neither good nor evil. They worship no devil, though the phrase "hail satan" is commonly used. However in the church Satan represent the repressed desires of all humans and therefore saying "hail satan" is to hail one's self.
It is commonly believed that the church of satan is a horrible group of people that should be feared. The CoS should only be feared if one is actually a member of an archaic religion which preaches self restraint and stupid moral systems that are truly outdated. To roughly quote LeVay one of the philosophies is if someone smacks you on the cheek smash him on his and ten times more for he that turns the other cheek is like the cowardly dog that roles over when kicked. Therefore the person above who stated he beat up on satanists at school was more a satanist than the person who laid there and took it while "chanting" the name of an entity that a true satanist would not even believe to truly exist.

Many religions have broken off from satanism including but not limited The temple of Set.
While conversing in my theology class I realized that the satanist seemed to know more about christianity and satanism both than the self-professed christian who merely reaffirmed his ignorance everytime he opened his mouth.
by Jeremy April 20, 2006
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Big dillie wonka

The man with the masta plan.. if theres masterbation needing to be done, look no further than big dillie wonka!
by Jeremy March 30, 2003
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Diabetes

A condition in which the pancreas secretes little or no insulin - a hormone that lowers the blood sugar level.
I have none for the word. However, I must say that AJ is completely oblivious on the subject.
by Jeremy March 09, 2003
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costard

Someone devoted enough to a TV show, movie, or comic to dress up like a character from it; a cosplayer.
- What's up with the stupid clothes?
- Nothing, they're just costards.
by Jeremy March 01, 2005
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goobatron

The purest of geeks in a technical form. Consistently pestering and spreading rumors. Finicky and gets hurt when things don't go their way.
That guy is a real goobatron.
by Jeremy April 26, 2004
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