reality check

A word or phrase used to bring a person back into the life of those around them, sometimes used to smash hopes and dreams.

Sean: Everyone is mean to me. I am perfect. I don't understand why people say bad things about me.
Jeremy: Sean, look at what you say to people. Nobody likes you for a reason!

by Jeremy October 22, 2003

FamilyGuy

advantageously, attractively, creditably, extremely, gloriously, greatly, honorably, illustriously, magnanimously, most deeply, most fortunately, most fully, most highly, sincerely.-awesome; That's all that has to be said about FamilyGuy

"Oh My GOD!" *pause* "You can talk!" *very long pause*

by Jeremy April 13, 2005

zoom zoom

Something that happens to lots of guys, see premature ejaculation

Last night me and Brett were gettin' it on and he zoomed, *teehee*... man I hate bitches.

by Jeremy March 03, 2004

pixelize

When a digital image becomes blurry and fragmented due to poor file quality, or excess enlargement thereof.

I tried to see more of that bitch but all that damn picture did was pixelize.

by Jeremy November 25, 2003

jafaken

Someone who decides they are suddenly Jamaican but born in suburbia

For ou Canadian viewers:

The rapper 'Snow' is a friggin Jafaken!!

by Jeremy November 26, 2003

gaymafia

a secret society of homosexual persons that control the secret gay underground. Led by the man himself, Elton John.

cher is the goddess of the gaymafia

by Jeremy November 13, 2003

cockmaster

One who has the expertise or know-how to govern a cock; One who knows all on the topic of 'cock': One who handles a cock better than the rest.

Dude. My girlfriend is the best cockmaster in all the lands.

by Jeremy November 26, 2004