JEff's definitions

the one eyed wonder worm

penis, schlang, trouser snake, dick, your magic stick of pleasure.

George Carlin uses this expression in his stand up. Download it, it is called the incomplete list of insults or something rather like that.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

puntu

marijuana.(used as a secret code to be able to talk about marijuana in public)

you got any puntu on you?

by jeff May 13, 2005

red sky at mourning

a metalcore band straight out of smalltown ,california (a.k.a Orinda). comibing the soothing sounds of bane, and the intensity of miles davis

put a gun to my broken heart, and stare through me as you pull the trigger - to yobtar with love-----off of the Guns Of Autumn E.P.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

european outlet

to insert one's penis into another's nostril. Name given due to the usual occurance that the penis will not fit into one's nostril, much like an American appliance into a European electrical outlet.

The european outlet given by Karl was the cause of Susan's incredibly runny nose.

by Jeff May 7, 2005

coug

A put down for older women who have a bad sense of style and go to bars looking for younger men. Short for cougar.

Check out the cougs that just walked in.

by Jeff May 7, 2005

desaparecidos

It's kind of like Green Day, but a whole lot better.

DESAPARECIDOS is difficult to spell

by Jeff May 6, 2005

souch

When one gets hit, punched, kicked, flicked, or otherwise has any type of physical harm done to ones anatomy. (male only)

Todd was souched by Marvin.

by Jeff May 5, 2005