fucking the proverbial dog

doing nothing to a great extent

Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless

by Jeff April 09, 2003

!

n. Symbol appearing (usually above one's head) when an unwelcomed outside party is seen.

When red, unwelcomed party will be pursued.

When yellow, odd noise or object will be investegated.

!
What was that sound?
!
I see him/her! It's the enemy!

by Jeff February 18, 2004

dry dock

v.the act of deficating in a toilet, releasing the turd at the point of flushing when there is no water in the bowl, so as to cause the turd to stick on the porcelean in a mannar which makes it difficult to remove.

joe drydocked daves can, frustrating dave who had to scrape the turd off later using johns shoe.

by jeff February 24, 2003

Gayhawk

A slang term to refer to the Kansas Jayhawks coined by Missouri Tiger fans who appreciate the intense rivalry.

I'd rather not be a sports fan than to have to root for the Gayhawks.

by Jeff October 27, 2004

swamp sack

really hot sweaty hairy testicles

It's so hot out, I have a bad case of swamp sack.

by jeff November 15, 2004

preby

The opposite of a prep.

Preby people rule...and preps suck ass

by Jeff February 25, 2004

Albalicious

Something that tries to come close to the glorious beauty that is Jessica Alba

That girl is albalicious, but she will never compare to Jessica Alba.

by jeff November 12, 2003