tatties

The point where one realizes that he or she is wasted-ass drunk. Also, the future sense of wanting to get drunk, summed up in one word.

"Man, I drank so much crown and coke...I was tatties by midnight!"

"Yo, what are we doing tonight?"
"Tatties!"

by Jeff April 15, 2005

fireass

a red headed person, whom logically has red hair on their ass as well.

Look at that fireass over there. Scorching everything he sits on.

by jeff March 06, 2005

hot bryan

You're chatting with a girl, everything seems to be going well, and eventually she asks for your phone number. A few days later, you get a call from the girl, but it turns out she is asking for homework help.

*ring* *ring*

B: Hello?
J: Hey, this is Jamie!
B: Hey! How's it going?
J: ... Have you done the physics homework yet?

by Jeff November 18, 2004

bastoy

to baste someone in the ass of a turkey when you are high on crack

look at that bastoy boy son of a bitched apple

by jeff February 10, 2004

The Shrub

little Bush, aka George W Bush

by jeff May 08, 2003

beff

This was originated by someone I know please adopt it for your own use.

A penis which is wider than it is long.

Look at that guys beff, its like a pancake dick.

by Jeff November 09, 2003

fluffy puff marshmallows

Homestarruners favourite food, which he eats with melonade. You can also eat them at breakfast, lunch, munch and tither!

They're fluffedy, they're puffidy, 6,7,8,9,10.

I fricken hate theat marshmallow.

by Jeff July 29, 2003