JESUS's definitions

fug

God's gift to the world.

Oh my Fug!

Fug damnit!!

by Jesus January 17, 2005

russ maltese

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

by jesus September 9, 2003

parker allen

One who shaves with melissa's razor...mmmm shaved penis ahhhhhhh

see peach see peach explode

by jesus February 8, 2005

la~

Started on EverQuest, meaning "laugh", because when /la is typed, your character laughs.

"omgz j00 got owned la~"

by jesus January 7, 2005

Blade Pendragon

The term for a hot sexy Irishmen with a big penis.

"You are such a Blade Pendragon."

by Jesus July 1, 2004

squeebo

squee - small
bo - good

Means having a small dick yet still being good in bed. aka size doesnt matter.

Being Squeebo is impossible.

by jesus May 8, 2004

napzor

Originated from Fyllot, the Druid of EverQuest. It is used to describe a nap to take up time when you're bored, or annoy people who want you to do something.

NAPZOR TIME BUDDD!!!11one!

by jesus July 23, 2004