cold sore

The polite word people use when they try and tell someone that they have Herpes

"I was wiping my ass the other day and I found a cold sore right in the crack"

by Jersey January 29, 2003

five star

When you slap someone so hard on their ass it leaves a handprint.

*::slap!::* OOH he just gave me a five star!

by jersey February 26, 2005

ctraffik

that immigrant from chico town

ctraffik is an immigrant

by jersey May 20, 2003

Paddy

An irish drunk, who drinks whisky and lots of beer. He always is close to his irish roots

Paddy just drank an entire bottle of Jameson.

by Jersey February 28, 2005

Plow

the act of physically thrusting a girl around the room during sex mimicking a snow plow.

H-"What did you and my sister do last night"?
K-"It must have been snowin',cause I was plowin'."

by Jersey February 18, 2005

down the shore

what everybody else (other than the people down there call it). It is really termed the beach but those fucking bennies from NY cant get it through their thick skulls.

BENNY- Lets go down the shore
Beach Kid- Fuck off Benny, go swim in some sewage

by JERSEY April 18, 2005

titdo

voun (noun/verb): Mostly used in New Jersey. Derives from the English word "tits do." Was common in the 1800's amongst upper-class agrarians when referring to their wives or daughters.

Her stomach sticks out farther than her titdo.
Her ass sticks out farther than her titdo.
Her fupa sticks out farther than her titdo.

by Jersey November 04, 2004