10 definitions by JERSEY

five star

When you slap someone so hard on their ass it leaves a handprint.

*::slap!::* OOH he just gave me a five star!

by JERSEY February 26, 2005

cold sore

The polite word people use when they try and tell someone that they have Herpes

"I was wiping my ass the other day and I found a cold sore right in the crack"

by JERSEY January 29, 2003

ctraffik

that immigrant from chico town

ctraffik is an immigrant

by JERSEY May 20, 2003

Paddy

An irish drunk, who drinks whisky and lots of beer. He always is close to his irish roots

Paddy just drank an entire bottle of Jameson.

by JERSEY February 28, 2005

Agliata

an extremly angry italian with the worst temper in the world. stay clear if you love life. have a death wish? simple find an Agliata and call him short, the rest is magic.

You hear about that guy who killed four guys in a fight?
Yeah, he's prolly an Agliata.

by JERSEY April 6, 2005

rake yohn

rakeyohn spelled wrong. see rake-yohn, rake+yohn, rake:yohn.

Rakey Yohn.

by JERSEY February 24, 2004

titdo

voun (noun/verb): Mostly used in New Jersey. Derives from the English word "tits do." Was common in the 1800's amongst upper-class agrarians when referring to their wives or daughters.

Her stomach sticks out farther than her titdo.
Her ass sticks out farther than her titdo.
Her fupa sticks out farther than her titdo.

by JERSEY November 4, 2004