Titdo 

The Stomach sticks out farther then the tits do

Yo that girls got a titdo

Titdo by Pittbull March 24, 2005

titdo 

voun (noun/verb): Mostly used in New Jersey. Derives from the English word "tits do." Was common in the 1800's amongst upper-class agrarians when referring to their wives or daughters.

Her stomach sticks out farther than her titdo.
Her ass sticks out farther than her titdo.
Her fupa sticks out farther than her titdo.

titdo by Jersey November 3, 2004

titosotto 

to plagiarize brazenly; to copy-paste without proper attribution and when confronted with the fact of having stolen the work of someone else, to use squid tactics, belittling the source as inconsequential, while maintaining an incongruous and surreal arrogant yet whiny "I am being cyber-bullied! Help" pose.

The word titosotto comes from Vicente "Tito" Castelo Sotto III, who is, unfortunately, a current Filipino senator.

Tito Sotto is a staunch antagonist of the Reproductive Health (RH) Bill, and has taken to using theatrical posturings while delivering speeches in the Philippine Senate, to drive his weak points across. He has been exposed for plagiarizing parts of the blog of Sarah Pope to use in one of his lachrymose speeches, but when confronted about it, instead of owning up and apologizing, he chose to let his Chief of Staff Atty. Hector A. Villacorta, arrogantly try to dismiss the facts in the blog of Ms. Pope, no less.

Aside from Ms. Pope's blog, the good ol senator has also been exposed for further having titosottoed from three other blogs. At which point, he claimed that "plagiarism is not a crime in the Philippines."

What's most hilarious about the whole affair is that when faced with the anger of netizens over his arrogant copy-pasting, he claimed he was being cyber-bullied. Google "tito sotto plagiarism" to get more information, because there's lots, lots more to this matter, and that's why the term deserves inclusion in the revered urban dictionary.

- Have you read his research paper?
- Yeah! It looked awesome!
- Awesome, my elongated chin! It was completely titosottoed! He just copied it word for word from someone else's paper!

titosotto by ILoveAdobo September 4, 2012

Tito Dick 

Dickman, baby!

Tito Dick, dickman baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies.

Tito Dick by Smug Noctis October 17, 2016

titlock 

Female gridlock. You have no where to go because everywhere you turn there is a set of tits.

Man, I couldn't get out of that bar, a pack of cougars had me in titlock.

titlock by Zombo April 4, 2007

titboob 

The chant that a group shouts while fucking with a passed out person.

"Chris is passed out upstairs. Let's titboob the shit out of him."

Group: "Titboob! Titboob! Titboob!"

titboob by Skyping&Blazing October 6, 2009

titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.

Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.

titiot savant by theinstigator December 15, 2013