JERRY's definitions

hoark

Slightly more polite synonym for military terms like FUBB or FUBAR; totally screwed or technically disabled. Usually used in reference to a malfunctioning computer app or program. Generally personalized—"I'm hosed" rather than "This is hosed."

That program hoarked my system.

by Jerry April 7, 2003

Fade to Black

1. To commit suicide.
2. To intentionally be ignored.

1. With all of these weights upon me, I feel like I want to fade to black.
2. Don't mind me. I'll just fade to black.

by Jerry September 7, 2004

people

They're the worst!

People!

I know they're the worst!

by Jerry June 5, 2003

Macarity

hottest, biggest boobs, roundest butt in the whole world

she is macarity jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

by Jerry February 22, 2005

coochee

snatch,pussy,cunt,shaky pudding,honey hole whatever

Jessica,give me some coochee...........Please. I like your choochee I mean coochee, got to have some, I need some right now.

by Jerry February 25, 2004

Malawi Gold

Best weed grown in Africa. Comes from the Mzuzu region in the northern part of Malawi. It was no 1 weed in Amsterdam for years because it is just so good and 100% natural. Nowadays it is hard to get your hands on and it is very expensive. I was so lucky to have been in the Mzuzu region for a year by coincidence. This weed makes anyone an addict, not by choice.

"Lets get a cob(a lumb of malawi gold the size of a maize cob wrapped in maize leafs=African style) of Gold rippin chap." "I wish I could bring some Gold back to Europe."

by jerry January 26, 2004

healous

the feeling of not wanting anything to do with soynuts antonym nealous

the soynuts made him feel healous and he wanted to run away.

by jerry January 13, 2005