a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.
by jeremy January 14, 2004
A term signifying one's wang is the approximate length and girth of three delicious Bratwurst lined up end to end.
by jeRemy May 04, 2003
a 'bastard moment' is when someone is tricked into doing something stupid or embarassing themselves. Usually stoned
*its dark outside*
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
mate: hey mate, got everything? is that five pound note on the grass yours?
you: *picks it up, then white chicken falls out of the fingers* Noooo its my own sick, you bastard! that is a bastard moment and a half!
by Jeremy August 04, 2007
You get thrown under the bus when someone (usually a co-worker) reports some wrongdoing or slacking off to a superior or other influential person. Sometimes used with the suffix "Vrooooom!" to simulate the noise the bus would make as it passes by at a high rate of speed.
by Jeremy October 30, 2002
Leslie. Anyone named Leslie is Purple hair.
Other words, same concept: Purple Kitten, Purple Rain, Purple Happy Times woman, Leisurely of Purple.
Other words, same concept: Purple Kitten, Purple Rain, Purple Happy Times woman, Leisurely of Purple.
by Jeremy November 07, 2004
someone who slays nubs (noobs, newbs, newbies, etc.) in any video game such as Battlefield 1942, Medal of Honour and Call of Duty
by Jeremy November 22, 2003
by jeremy September 02, 2003