JEFFREY's definitions

Phil Hooks

A wise, sophisticated and flawless winner of argument and debate, often contraversial

The Phil Hooks' of Classical Times, having died out with the fall of Rome, were imitated and learned from in the renaissance

by Jeffrey September 18, 2003

preppy

a dilletante from a wealthy east-caost background who drinks scotch, wears go-to-hell pants and Lacoste, and loafers without socks. Usually found in thier natural habitat: the club, wearing sweater tied around their shoulders, getting quietly shitfaced on single-malt and arguing about the sexual permissiveness at Brown University, and how it wasn't like that in "their day". Can sometimes be found "slumming it" at authentic local working class bars.

Comment: "Hi, I'm Muffy, my daddy bought me a Volvo for Boxing day. Where did you Prep?"

Retort: "Fuck off, preppy"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

jail bait

The reason why the federal age of consent in the United States should be lowered to 17.

"Put down that Bacardi ICe and let's fuck...oh, shit, wait. How old are you?"

"17."

"Fucking jailbait."

by Jeffrey November 24, 2004

main line

The main line is for rich people and everyone their is stuck up.

Josh Eife is rich, so he lives on the main line.

by Jeffrey May 13, 2005

On the punt

A womans bleeding time

She's on the punt, so take the dirt road

by Jeffrey July 30, 2003

same time

69, yall know what 69 is.

We got back to my place and realized we had no rubbers, so I suggested "same time" then.

by Jeffrey September 2, 2008

matreh

a species of hairy malay guys of the east coast. usually of royalty.

hey i think i saw a big foot! nah its just matreh.

by jeffrey May 26, 2004