JEFFREY's definitions

jail bait

The reason why the federal age of consent in the United States should be lowered to 17.

"Put down that Bacardi ICe and let's fuck...oh, shit, wait. How old are you?"

"17."

"Fucking jailbait."

by Jeffrey November 24, 2004

preppy

a dilletante from a wealthy east-caost background who drinks scotch, wears go-to-hell pants and Lacoste, and loafers without socks. Usually found in thier natural habitat: the club, wearing sweater tied around their shoulders, getting quietly shitfaced on single-malt and arguing about the sexual permissiveness at Brown University, and how it wasn't like that in "their day". Can sometimes be found "slumming it" at authentic local working class bars.

Comment: "Hi, I'm Muffy, my daddy bought me a Volvo for Boxing day. Where did you Prep?"

Retort: "Fuck off, preppy"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

same time

69, yall know what 69 is.

We got back to my place and realized we had no rubbers, so I suggested "same time" then.

by Jeffrey September 2, 2008

matreh

a species of hairy malay guys of the east coast. usually of royalty.

hey i think i saw a big foot! nah its just matreh.

by jeffrey May 26, 2004

On the punt

A womans bleeding time

She's on the punt, so take the dirt road

by Jeffrey July 30, 2003

kristin kreuk

half chinese half dutch, she is so gorgeous

Kristin Kreuk is a talented actress and is gorgeous

by Jeffrey October 26, 2003

throw under the bus

to sacrifice some other person, usually one who is undeserving or at least vulnerable, to make personal gain.

He'd throw his mother under the bus if it'd mean he could beat the rap.

by Jeffrey December 17, 2004