JEFFREY's definitions

shampoo

Preppy slang for French Champagne.

"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

the massey

see "tremode" second definition including but not limited to lazyasses.com

The massey ain't done no work since sophomore year, that lazyass. Someone should cut him.

by Jeffrey April 30, 2004

throw under the bus

to sacrifice some other person, usually one who is undeserving or at least vulnerable, to make personal gain.

He'd throw his mother under the bus if it'd mean he could beat the rap.

by Jeffrey December 17, 2004

rumpleforeskin

Sexual intercourse, ESP. with an uncircumsized man.

"Then we played rumpleforeskin on his parents diningroom table"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

gorper

Any person whose life is defined by outdoor activities such as backpacking or camping. They often sport goatees, flannel, shirts and sandals, and embrace environmental activism. The term is derived from the root "gorp", the mix of nuts, grains, and dried fruits popularly brought along as victuals on the trail.

We could tell they weren't just tourists because their long hair, slender bodies and "GORE 2000" t-shirts identified them as gorpers who'd been on the trail for a while.

by jeffrey March 25, 2005

jail bait

The reason why the federal age of consent in the United States should be lowered to 17.

"Put down that Bacardi ICe and let's fuck...oh, shit, wait. How old are you?"

"17."

"Fucking jailbait."

by Jeffrey November 24, 2004

Altoided

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.

"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004