JEFFREY's definitions

Altoided

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.

"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

preppy

a dilletante from a wealthy east-caost background who drinks scotch, wears go-to-hell pants and Lacoste, and loafers without socks. Usually found in thier natural habitat: the club, wearing sweater tied around their shoulders, getting quietly shitfaced on single-malt and arguing about the sexual permissiveness at Brown University, and how it wasn't like that in "their day". Can sometimes be found "slumming it" at authentic local working class bars.

Comment: "Hi, I'm Muffy, my daddy bought me a Volvo for Boxing day. Where did you Prep?"

Retort: "Fuck off, preppy"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

meh

Canadian slang for 'oh well'.

Meh, I didn't like it anyways.

by Jeffrey February 6, 2005

shampoo

Preppy slang for French Champagne.

"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

the massey

see "tremode" second definition including but not limited to lazyasses.com

The massey ain't done no work since sophomore year, that lazyass. Someone should cut him.

by Jeffrey April 30, 2004

gumbay

A serious form of gayness. Opposite of bumgay, but strangely simular.

That dude is seriously gumbay!

by Jeffrey August 5, 2004

HANK

a cigarette

deriving from the work hankering
"i have a hankering for a cigarette"

lets smoke a hank

by jeffrey February 29, 2004