JEFFREY's definitions

rumpleforeskin

Sexual intercourse, ESP. with an uncircumsized man.

"Then we played rumpleforeskin on his parents diningroom table"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

kristin kreuk

half chinese half dutch, she is so gorgeous

Kristin Kreuk is a talented actress and is gorgeous

by Jeffrey October 26, 2003

gorper

Any person whose life is defined by outdoor activities such as backpacking or camping. They often sport goatees, flannel, shirts and sandals, and embrace environmental activism. The term is derived from the root "gorp", the mix of nuts, grains, and dried fruits popularly brought along as victuals on the trail.

We could tell they weren't just tourists because their long hair, slender bodies and "GORE 2000" t-shirts identified them as gorpers who'd been on the trail for a while.

by jeffrey March 25, 2005

Altoided

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.

"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

Phil Hooks

A wise, sophisticated and flawless winner of argument and debate, often contraversial

The Phil Hooks' of Classical Times, having died out with the fall of Rome, were imitated and learned from in the renaissance

by Jeffrey September 18, 2003

fetal frosting

One half of this miracle we call life.

by Jeffrey September 16, 2003

front butt

When a woman gets so fat her gut resembles a butt. Verticle crack and all.

Mama carries a front butt

by jeffrey November 10, 2004