JEFFREY's definitions

Doctor Hibbard

A person who laughs at the wrong moment,or at the wrong thing. Named after the guy on the Simpsons who laughs at cancer and heart attacks.

"So when I told him my Mom died, he went all Doctor Hibbard on my ass."

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

jail bait

The reason why the federal age of consent in the United States should be lowered to 17.

"Put down that Bacardi ICe and let's fuck...oh, shit, wait. How old are you?"

"17."

"Fucking jailbait."

by Jeffrey November 24, 2004

preppy

a dilletante from a wealthy east-caost background who drinks scotch, wears go-to-hell pants and Lacoste, and loafers without socks. Usually found in thier natural habitat: the club, wearing sweater tied around their shoulders, getting quietly shitfaced on single-malt and arguing about the sexual permissiveness at Brown University, and how it wasn't like that in "their day". Can sometimes be found "slumming it" at authentic local working class bars.

Comment: "Hi, I'm Muffy, my daddy bought me a Volvo for Boxing day. Where did you Prep?"

Retort: "Fuck off, preppy"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

Altoided

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.

"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

William F. Buckley

Publisher of the right-wing rag, "National Review". USed ironically becuase it rhymes with "Chuckley", which is to laugh a lot for no reason, which is what you get when you smoke weed.

"Dude, we smoked some killer doobi last night and got all William F. Buckley."

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

main line

The main line is for rich people and everyone their is stuck up.

Josh Eife is rich, so he lives on the main line.

by Jeffrey May 13, 2005

HANK

a cigarette

deriving from the work hankering
"i have a hankering for a cigarette"

lets smoke a hank

by jeffrey February 29, 2004