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preppy

a dilletante from a wealthy east-caost background who drinks scotch, wears go-to-hell pants and Lacoste, and loafers without socks. Usually found in thier natural habitat: the club, wearing sweater tied around their shoulders, getting quietly shitfaced on single-malt and arguing about the sexual permissiveness at Brown University, and how it wasn't like that in "their day". Can sometimes be found "slumming it" at authentic local working class bars.
Comment: "Hi, I'm Muffy, my daddy bought me a Volvo for Boxing day. Where did you Prep?"

Retort: "Fuck off, preppy"
by Jeffrey March 25, 2004
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gumbay

A serious form of gayness. Opposite of bumgay, but strangely simular.
That dude is seriously gumbay!
by Jeffrey August 5, 2004
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gorper

Any person whose life is defined by outdoor activities such as backpacking or camping. They often sport goatees, flannel, shirts and sandals, and embrace environmental activism. The term is derived from the root "gorp", the mix of nuts, grains, and dried fruits popularly brought along as victuals on the trail.
We could tell they weren't just tourists because their long hair, slender bodies and "GORE 2000" t-shirts identified them as gorpers who'd been on the trail for a while.
by jeffrey March 25, 2005
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Doctor Hibbard

A person who laughs at the wrong moment,or at the wrong thing. Named after the guy on the Simpsons who laughs at cancer and heart attacks.
"So when I told him my Mom died, he went all Doctor Hibbard on my ass."
by Jeffrey March 25, 2004
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kristin kreuk

half chinese half dutch, she is so gorgeous
Kristin Kreuk is a talented actress and is gorgeous
by Jeffrey October 26, 2003
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jail bait

The reason why the federal age of consent in the United States should be lowered to 17.
"Put down that Bacardi ICe and let's fuck...oh, shit, wait. How old are you?"

"17."

"Fucking jailbait."
by Jeffrey November 24, 2004
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Altoided

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.
"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"
by Jeffrey March 25, 2004
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