JEFFREY's definitions

HANK

a cigarette

deriving from the work hankering
"i have a hankering for a cigarette"

lets smoke a hank

by jeffrey February 29, 2004

rumpleforeskin

Sexual intercourse, ESP. with an uncircumsized man.

"Then we played rumpleforeskin on his parents diningroom table"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

jail bait

The reason why the federal age of consent in the United States should be lowered to 17.

"Put down that Bacardi ICe and let's fuck...oh, shit, wait. How old are you?"

"17."

"Fucking jailbait."

by Jeffrey November 24, 2004

Altoided

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.

"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

chonkey

a chinese guy that acts white.

look at that chonkey hideing his math skills

by jeffrey November 10, 2004

George W. Bush

The most expensive puppet ever built, costing nearly a billion dollars to install and most of the budget surplus and U.S. international borrowing power to maintain. Most of the technology expense has gone into the cost of the giant invisible strings attached to Bush's hands and feet which half the country can't see. The strings can only be pulled by giant corporations and a couple of Bush's associates, including Dick Cheney.

"How do they make GEORGE W. BUSH seem so lifelike and real?"

"I don't know, man, we all know he's a PUPPET."

by Jeffrey September 13, 2005

fetal frosting

One half of this miracle we call life.

by Jeffrey September 16, 2003