Definitions by JEFFREY

Altoided 

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.

"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"

Altoided by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

preppy

a dilletante from a wealthy east-caost background who drinks scotch, wears go-to-hell pants and Lacoste, and loafers without socks. Usually found in thier natural habitat: the club, wearing sweater tied around their shoulders, getting quietly shitfaced on single-malt and arguing about the sexual permissiveness at Brown University, and how it wasn't like that in "their day". Can sometimes be found "slumming it" at authentic local working class bars.

Comment: "Hi, I'm Muffy, my daddy bought me a Volvo for Boxing day. Where did you Prep?"

Retort: "Fuck off, preppy"

preppy by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

William F. Buckley 

Publisher of the right-wing rag, "National Review". USed ironically becuase it rhymes with "Chuckley", which is to laugh a lot for no reason, which is what you get when you smoke weed.

"Dude, we smoked some killer doobi last night and got all William F. Buckley."

William F. Buckley by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

Doctor Hibbard

A person who laughs at the wrong moment,or at the wrong thing. Named after the guy on the Simpsons who laughs at cancer and heart attacks.

"So when I told him my Mom died, he went all Doctor Hibbard on my ass."

Doctor Hibbard by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

shampoo

Preppy slang for French Champagne.

"Win, Buffy, Muffy and I got totally bombed on Shampoo last night, and then we played hide-the-salami"

shampoo by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

HANK

a cigarette

deriving from the work hankering
"i have a hankering for a cigarette"

lets smoke a hank

HANK by jeffrey February 29, 2004

VD 

Vulva Discharge.

VD is nothing to CLAP about.

VD by jeffrey January 21, 2004